Surviving the Domestic Jungle

How true is this: A jealous woman does better research than the FBI! This is so true and all of us women have the ability to put this skill into action whenever necessary. I have used it a time or two and may use it again. Hopefully not though because I am married and if I have to become an FBI agent then chances are I need to become a divorce lawyer next I have seen women break into cell phone voicemails (This was a while ago when people actually left voicemails. Now you just call and if they don’t answer, the notification their phone gives them is your voicemail) and retrieve deleted text messages. Here is an idea, if you don’t do something wrong, you wont have anything to hide! I have not been a perfect angel my whole life, and I did sneaky things here and there, but now I couldn’t imagine being a wife, mother, nanny, personal chef, chauffeur etc etc etc and finding the time to do devious things. Who has the time for affairs?? Not me! Also, jealous men can be just as FBI trained as women. Bottom line is, we all can become first rate snoops if we suspect something is up. The only people I will really snoop on will be my kids. If they don’t tell me everything (within reason) I am not ashamed to say I will look through their things if I think something is wrong. I know that is an invasion of privacy but if my child seems like they are up to no good, it is my job as their parent to figure it out and not just let it happen.