Oct
27
I watched a very cute movie that had some awesome quotes in it that I thought I would share with you! Before you read the first quote, consider the fact that if men lived their lives with this quote in mind, everyone would be just a little bit happier:
Before making any decision in your life, no matter how small, call your wife first. Think of yourself as a brain damaged mule lost in the desert. Helpless, dumb and in constant need of direction. Never take the initiative, never strike out on your own and never deviate from the plan. Why? Because you are a brain damaged mule and you are lost in the desert!
Men and women do not have to play by the same rules. I didn’t make up that rule about the rules so don’t get mad at me! The next quote is about children and I am confident enough to admit that I have actually said something to this effect…often. When my kids are terrors, I ALWAYS say they are tired or in a phase but other peoples kids are just bad! I am terrible but I guess I am not alone if it is a quote in a movie.
“These are called children, or dependants. Never despair at your own child. Everything they do is a miracle from God. When they are bad its only because they are ‘tired’ or going through a ‘phase’. When other kids are bad, its because of indulgent parenting or innate defects in the child’s character.”
I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did 
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