Surviving the Domestic Jungle

I have been a southerner for almost half my life and I have never once really truly embraced the lifestyle. I have never eaten a chicken fried steak and I actually thought a chicken fried steak was chicken for an embarrassingly long time. I had never heard of grits, black eyed peas and I had never been ‘fixin’ to do anything. Most of all, I have never embraced the ‘look’. I do not wear unflattering jeans that highlight the genitals (if men think they look good in those super tight wranglers need a reality check because they might as well be wearing leggings! It looks like your penis is in shrink wrap and some of you needn’t highlight that area is there is no ‘wow’ factor! Cant believe I am saying that but someone needs to!!) I have never worn belt buckles that make it diffiuclt to sit down and I have never worn cowboy boots…..until yesterday! Ok, in all fairness they were not real cowboy boots as those are a couple of hundred bucks a pair! Mine were on sale at this great shoe store and they are a cute boot and surprisingly comfy! I may actually save up for a real pair! I kind of like them as a trendy thing because lord knows I am not a cowboy, I dont ride horses and I dont do farm work! I would if the opportunity presented itself but somehow I do not see me being recruited for any outdoor work! Im glad I took the plunge and tried them out even if I did feel like listening to country music and throwing on a cowboy hat! How fantastic are the boots in the picture? LOVE THEM!