Surviving the Domestic Jungle

Im feeling kind of down today about my family. My sisters are the biggest let down of all! Aren’t sister supposed to hang out, go shopping, help each other out in a pinch and even babysit when needed? My sisters are useless in all of those departments and it kind of sucks. I don’t have a friend that is like a sister either. My best friends live in other cities or have different social lives than I do. Either way, I am bummed. I haven’t talked to my mom in a week so maybe that’s whats bugging me. She has been at the family ranch for a week with various friends popping by. I called her one day but she was pretty quick to get off the phone. Ugh! I wish I had a more involved mom and better sisters…woe is me! I’m officially taking applications for two new sisters and a new mother. I love them all but they are not good at their jobs…in my opinion which usually is very critical. My sister who is closet in age is the exact opposite of me. I’m brunette, she’s blond. I’m skinny (ish), shes big boned. I’m a non drinker, shes a borderline alcoholic. I’m responsible, she is irresponsible. I’m married, she’s not. I have kids, she doesn’t. You can see how things are quickly not looking good for a close relationship! I am Grouchy McGroucherson from Grouchville tonight