Surviving the Domestic Jungle

Last night I had the absolute pleasure of watching the first 5 minutes of the movie Bridesmaids. That was about all the peace and quiet I was allotted until about 1am. I will hopefully finish the movie tonight….Anyway, the first part of the movie had my beloved Don Draper (otherwise known as Jon Hamm) and he was quite a loser. His sex was out of control. There was this episode of Sex and the City that referred to is at the Jack Rabbit. I am not a fan of the Jack Rabbit. Perhaps TMI but this needs to be said because as you could tell from the movie, she was not enjoying it at all. It is painful and unpleasant if it goes on for too long. I suppose there are women out there who like feeling like their vagina’s are going to break but I am just not one of them. I don’t want injuries! As I have said before, I am vanilla ice cream and that Jack Rabbit kind of sex is a little too Rocky Road for me. It doesn’t take skill on the mans part, they are just acting like a caveman or an animal. No finesse, no talent and no consideration for the woman. I am so glad I am done with dating and experiences like that. Its great being married and saying “what the hell are you doing?” and it not ruining the mood. Relationship sex is hands down better than any other sex and there is no place for rabbits or other various animals in the bedroom…except for maybe the occasional doggie (style)! Oooohhhh this post is scandalous for little conservative me!!!