Surviving the Domestic Jungle

Yesterday I said I would talk about my recent crushes but on second thought, I think I will just say Anthony Bourdain and Justin Long are adorable!! Both odd choices but both very cute! Instead of elaborating on that topic, I am going to talk about Ryan Phillipe who I think is an idiot right about now. I have to ask what is with Hollywood men having random kids with random “models”? Are they not aware of how babies are made?? Look how it turned out for Mel Gibson!! Jude Law also had a baby by a random woman and I just think these guys are morons for allowing it to happen. What is wrong with condoms or pulling out to spare yourself some stress in the future?! The “model” he “knocked up” is 21 which is a baby and he should have known better considering he is pushing 40!! What was he thinking? It really bugs me because I have to wonder if these kids are being born because the parents want them or because the mom wants the huge payout that she will receive from having a celebrities baby. Did anyone know this girls name before the news broke she was pregnant? I didnt nor did I know Jude Law’s baby mamas name but she landed a magazine cover! I hope these babies are being born for the right reasons and I hope that these grown men learn how to use their penises!! I hope the baby is actually Ryan’s or else that poor woman may have some public embarrassment. Thing is, they usually are the father so I’m pretty sure he will be. Ryan Phillipe is not on my crush list. Its so unattractive when a man has a ton of baggage like that. Not just baggage but irresponsible baggage at such a “you should know better” age. I hate to sound judgemental, but if I was Amanda Seyfried (who is super adorable!) I would be headed for the hills and away from that drama!

Little side note: Ryan and I have the same birthday