Surviving the Domestic Jungle

Well, still pregnant with no signs of anything happening today. This is rough and it looks like our son will be born in a different month than I thought!! For now, my phone rings constantly “did you have the baby?” and I always say “I would have called you!”. My other personal favorite is whenever I call someone and you can hear in their voice they are hoping I say “It’s time.” Well, no one hopes it is time more than me!!!! Oh and there is the ever popular “when are you due?” and I say last week. Instant sympathy from folks which is nice but ultimately does nothing for me. I was going to get all physical and walk and do a bunch of stuff but then I thought, screw it, hand over the girl scout cookies and TV remote. I will only be able to eat like that for a few more days so might as well live it up! Plus I lost some weight so I have not gained much this pregnancy and a couple of cookies sound delightful. If I do a bunch of physical stuff Im just going to either wear myself out or hurt myself and neither one sound appealing. My mom is taking me out today to run errands with her just to help me keep my sanity! I don’t really care to go to Sams Club or the post office but it is better than being at home wondering if every little cramp or contraction is labor starting. I ignore it when I am busy but being busy takes sooooo much effort at this point. Anyway, for the 2 people that read this blog and are wondering if I have given birth, no I have not but I will tell you when I do!!