Surviving the Domestic Jungle

There are two places I find men to be hilarious because you can just see how uncomfortable they are. First place, the gynecologists office! Pure comedy watching men in the waiting rooms an walking the halls with their wives/girlfriends. They just look like they want to disappear which is the ultimate irony because all men are after for most of their lives is the ‘vagina’ and here they are at the center of the vagina universe and they don’t know what to do or how to act. Maybe a strip club is more of a Vagina universe but you get the idea. They are where the vagina goes. Every woman in there is there for her vagina. Not her hair or nails. Strictly vagina. It is all about the vagina! Second place, underwear stores. This is the vagina cover up universe and again, they look like they want to run away crying! Its like if there are two many women and the topic at hand is vagina, they cant deal. Kind of like when a bully is bullying you and you don’t back down. They crumble. This is kind of like men and being outnumbered by women in vagina related places. My own husband acts a little weird at the gynecologists office! I understand why they feel awkward about it and if I were at a penis related doctors office I may feel a little weird too. Thankfully, my husband can never be pregnant and I will never know what it is like to go to a penis doctor!! Is there a penis doctor? I can’t even think of what one might be called. I suppose if you go to one you would have to be having a problem with it in which case do not take me there because I will just sit around wondering what is wrong with all the men! I have one of those minds that goes right to analyzing the heck out of the person next to me. I suppose it helps me pass the painful waiting times at the doctors office. More fun than reading the year old “O” magazine on the coffee table! What sparked all this is I went to the doctor today and there was an older gentleman there and I watched him not take his eyes away from the floor or his phone or his wife. It was cute. Then this other man came in looking for his wife and the receptionist told him to go on back and find her and he looked at her like “your sending me in alone?” He literally looked scared! I couldn’t help but smile. I enjoy the irony of the whole situation!! Next time I go to the gynecologist I am bringing my husband and I am going to watch his behavior and see just how uncomfortable he acts! If  know him, it should be a good time!